a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
by Joe Morbo December 9, 2008
Get the ninja weddingmug. by Deep blue 2012 November 19, 2009
Get the Naked weddingmug. When a person gives another a hand job in any public setting such as at dinner under the table (as seen in Wedding Crashers), on the dance floor while grinding, while in class, studying in the library, etc...
by TJ_Simp January 10, 2009
Get the wedding crasheredmug. A term on Urban Dictionary that is actually an inside joke among friends, reframed as a common definition.
by Swapan Basu May 19, 2008
Get the wisconsin weddingmug. The people, or person, that makes a wedding or other "fancy" occasion memorable because of something untraditional.
by Loki91 May 16, 2006
Get the wedding crashersmug. Shirly is so wedding horny...she's registered at 4 different stores and she doesnt even have a boyfriend!
by Sweepy Bob December 29, 2008
Get the wedding hornymug. To ejaculate on a womans chest while she is sleeping and have the sheet stick to her body. when she wakes and stands it will become a "Wedding Dress"
by Super Pace May 4, 2010
Get the Wedding Dressmug.