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mexican wedding 

A Mexican Wedding when the guy pulls out too early during sex and decides to give it another go. He successfully pulls out after his second attempt. Also known as a double pullout.

Similarly, a Mexican Divorce is when the guy does not succeed in pulling out the second time.
Brad was completely embarrassed for trying a Mexican Wedding and failing.
mexican wedding by M1K3 April 13, 2007

Wisconsin Wedding 

After a one night stand, you rummage through the other person's apartment for cash (usually toward bus fare or transit costs).
"I thought I'd have to walk home from her place but little of the old Wisconsin Wedding and I got to take the monorail."
Wisconsin Wedding by WiscWed March 25, 2008

Working Man's Wedding Proposal 

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

black wedding 

It appears to be some sort of super goth edgy wedding in which opposes the familiar phrase of "white wedding." This term has recently been popularized due to Maria Brinks' (lead vocals: In This Moment).
It's a nice night for a black wedding.

Royal Wedding depression syndrome 

Sometimes abbreviated to RWDS - it is a condition which affected people most recently in England, around the time when Prince William and Kate Middleton (now Princess Katherine) had their wedding. The condition's leading cause appears to be the general atmosphere created by such an occasion. Specifically it is when people get fed up with all the media focus and people generally getting too excited about the wedding, tas well as certain companies producing Royal Wedding condoms.
1) Man1: "Are you watching the royal wedding tomorow?"
Man2: "No man, I got Royal Wedding depression syndrome!
Man1: "Seriously man? That's too bad."
Man2: "No I haven't really got it, I just couldn't give a shit."
Man1: "..."

you were at my wedding denise

How dare you
You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise