Weasel Wardancer

A fucking dumb blonde who thinks she can tell everyone what to do

by SubZero20 October 25, 2003

weazle snauf

a short creature with a tuft of hair and pointy ears, usually green with a squiggley mouth. Indigenous to the mamothly large caves of Wake. (An island in the mid Pacific Ocean)

"Holy be-jesus look its a weazle snauf!"

by weazler August 5, 2009

skip weasel

big girls who send naked pictures.

Hey look at that big skip weasel!

by g's of oc. August 18, 2010

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010

screeching weasel

awesome pop punk band. Barely pop though.
Mostly known because of all the bands that sprung from this band itself. Famous for Ben Weasel's attitude to people on stage.
Has been around for about 15 years, broken up now but still has enough albums to fulfil anybody.

Screeching Weasel started around the big hype of punk rock.

by screechingqueer June 30, 2005

weaseling

(Verb form of weasel) When asked a question or required to make a rebuttal that one would rather not be clear about due to embarrassment. Or expose a lie or some transgression, a "weasel" will dance around the subject without directly addressing it ... that is "weaseling". Similar to post-truth but lies or emotion may not necessarily be involved. You hear politicians do this all the time, never directly answering the question.

Teacher: Please explain such and such (requiring a very precise canned answer)
Student: "well.. it boils down to this ..." (playing for time to think)
Shout form back of the room: "Weaseling"

Teacher: "we're not boiling eggs..." Moves on to the next student.

by Chicken Jim November 27, 2016

throat weasel

Term used to describe the act of fellating a large, semi-erect penis. Can refer to either the penis itself, or the act of inserting the penis a significant distance into the recipient's mouth/throat. See also "deep throat", "tonsil tickler".

Mandingo's 14-incher gave Bobbi the sort of throat weasel she wouldn't forget in a hurry.

by Schmerz' July 8, 2003