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Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.
by ljamieson January 8, 2022
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California weather

Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.

Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"

Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
by Reila March 13, 2022
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Cribbage Weather

Sometimes its a nice day, sometimes shitty, but its always a good day for cribbage.

Alyssa - call your Dad and set up a game!
How’s the weather there. It’s cribbage weather
by AllDavesRock February 26, 2023
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Missouri Weather

Absolutely unreal weather. It'll be 80° one day and then the next It'll be raining and under 40°
Garrett: Man, this weather is awful.

Toby: That's missouri weather for you.
by Jesterr___ May 10, 2022
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Peanut's Weather

A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.
We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.
by Jinde Kush October 15, 2014
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Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.
Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)
by BB Swan November 8, 2017
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