Ashton Ward doesn’t come in much variety. He’s either slightly retarded or fully retarded. He usually watches gay tentacle hentai and is known in the group as the weeb. Ashton also likes to do fortnite dances and eveyone gets angry at him for trying to hard in any video game.
by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020
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Kid Number 1: Have you seen Janelle today?
Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
by coolkidnumberone April 14, 2011
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My amazing and sexy husband who I love so so much and he’s just a perfect man who I absolutely adore and I want to spend the rest of my life with. I will marry this man even if he breaks up with me I do not care, I’ll kidnap him and keep my boyfriend in my house forever because I love him too much to allow him to leave
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“Stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one
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“Stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one
“Shut the fuck up” -phøenix
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by Wards Father October 23, 2022
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A secret public bathroom that you always find yourself resorting to in times of desperate need.
A secret public bathroom that you always find yourself resorting to in times of desperate need.
Student with hand raised in 5th period english
Professor: Yes Johnny?
Student: May I please be excused to use the ward?
Professor: Why yes of course.
Student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. Turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. Lady points to the left. Boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. Boy enjoys poop. Boy walks back to class.
Professor: Yes Johnny?
Student: May I please be excused to use the ward?
Professor: Why yes of course.
Student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. Turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. Lady points to the left. Boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. Boy enjoys poop. Boy walks back to class.
by The Ward June 9, 2010
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