Voltometer

Used for measuring volts of electricity

Do you have a voltometer

by SK Donkey April 29, 2019

500 volts strait to the nipple

A shocking surprise

Mom-Wake up Johnny ,
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah

by Shhocker December 18, 2017

wart voltasm

The pimple on the inside of your thigh that collects smelly white gooh. Fun to squeeze while sitting on hopper.

I was sitting there enjoying the ambiance when I remembered to squeeze my wart voltasm. It was full and stinky.

by just another asshole July 9, 2006

Mars Volta

Dull, overwrought, pretentious crap. An incredibly overrated "prog" band, its just noise that useless teenages praise as experimental genius.

"The general Mars Volta strategy is to inundate us with so much horrible noise that anything with half a tune stands out as pure glory"

by Stark January 1, 2006

voltswagon rabbit

ballin' ass car for GIRLS, that stupid boys should stop making into racing cars. thats what the GTI is for you assholes.

Voltswagon Rabbits are so cute and unique, I hope my parents let me have my brothers so people will stop thinking hes gay.

by XXXX XXXXXXXXX August 12, 2008

Mars volta

This is by far the worst band that you could ever listen to, and i mean it. never ever listen to this band or else your ears will be scared forever. This band sucks major cock because their fucking beats arent even beats it sounds like they r just punching the fucking guitar and just banging on their gay ass drums.

That Mars Volta band can suck my left nut and eat my butt crust because they suck dick.

That Mars volta band r fucking douche bags

by Mr. Phill November 25, 2006

voltars angry glove

when you are fisting a girl and you grab the first thing you feel and pull

she was a bitch so i gave her voltars angry glove

by shit face January 9, 2005