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vodka cruisers

A drink popular in New Zeland. Cruisers are often drunk by teenage girls. Crusaders should be reserved for females as they taste like a fizzy drink but for pussies. Cruisers are sometimes drunk by teenage boys who believe they are “too cool” for beer but in reality they can’t drink anything but fizzy drinks. These boys who drink cruisers are normally absolute pussies.
Person 1: Did you hear Jeremy drinks vodka cruisers!
Person 2: What a bitch he can’t even stomach beer so he has to drink lollie water!
by Cunt6996 July 11, 2021
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vodka rocks

a slang term used to describe a smokin hot girl at a saloon or tavern.
Hey..Vodka Rocks, what'ya say you and me get nipple to nipple?
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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naught vodka

Who is a naughty vodka?”

“Luke is a naught vodka tbh”
by sophiatbh April 5, 2021
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Vodka rape

A Russian man getting drunk off of vodka and rapeing something. That thing could be a woman, girl, baby, boy, man, squirrel, elephant, pig, cat, dog, treehouse, acorn, your mom, etc.
I need to do some vodka rape tonight!
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Vodka and coke

Male 1: Hey man, is that a rum and Coke?
Male 2: Nah, vodka and Coke.
Male 1: Oh, I didn't realize you had a vagina.
by Jerrman June 3, 2010
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vodka thighs

Slightly tubby thighs on an otherwise hot girl who spends her spare time drinking vodka instead of working out
Yeah, she's cute, but she has vodka thighs
by iglesia1995 May 16, 2009
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Vodka-Squirt

A substantial amount of Vodka with a small splash of Squirt soda.
Damn, I'm so hammered from all those vodka-squirts earlier at the Goose ...
by 1018 Marine March 21, 2011
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