A drink popular in New Zeland. Cruisers are often drunk by teenage girls. Crusaders should be reserved for females as they taste like a fizzy drink but for pussies. Cruisers are sometimes drunk by teenage boys who believe they are “too cool” for beer but in reality they can’t drink anything but fizzy drinks. These boys who drink cruisers are normally absolute pussies.
Person 1: Did you hear Jeremy drinks vodka cruisers!
Person 2: What a bitch he can’t even stomach beer so he has to drink lollie water!
Person 2: What a bitch he can’t even stomach beer so he has to drink lollie water!
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