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victory blunt

a blunt you smoke in the bathroom at school to get baked as hell right after you ace a test.
guy 1-- dude did you just get an 100% on that test?

guy 2--yeah man, time to go smoke a victory blunt.
by morathalion October 5, 2010
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Victory Lap

The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:

(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds
I like to play Franz Ferdiand on my Victory Lap.... "No you girls never know..."
by rangerdiko October 19, 2009
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Victory Fuck

When you are nailin a chick and you yell out "Victory" Johnny Drama style.
Lachlan: I am going over to her house for a victory fuck.

Dale: Do it proud bro.
by browntown6 June 22, 2010
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cultural victory

When your memes are danker than your foes'.
China is influential over 6/6 civilizations needed for a cultural victory!
by Potato_Lord March 6, 2016
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Ukrainian Victory

A term used by western leaders and other imbeciles to describe, what is in fact, a Russian Victory
“Scholz said that Ukraine will join the EU after the Ukrainian victory over Russia” ahhh that means it’s a Russian Victory I see what you did their Silly German sausage!
by Aussiepotato May 23, 2023
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Watching Victorious

Giving or receiving head while watching victorious (the TV show).
"oh yeah, last night we were watching victorious"
"ooooooooh ;)))))))))))"
by pseudonymwhatisthat December 26, 2022
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[victory hangover]

A hangover caused from having too many victory shots. May cause the sufferer to miss their morning classes.
Man I had too many victory shots last night when the other team lost. Now I have a victory hangover.
by DarkLadyUtena March 22, 2009
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