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Torture Vehicle

The yellow vehicles that you see on the road every morning and afternoon which bring children to and from school. Can be a literal nightmare sometimes, as little kids are screaming or adolescents are yapping at each other. Don't be late to the torture vehicle, or else you may be late for school!
Mom: Son it's time to take the bus to school today!
Son: But mom, I don't want to take the torture vehicle! It sucks... Can't you or dad just drive me there instead?
Mom: No, I gotta get to work, and your father is busy. You have to take the bus.
Son: Don't you mean torture vehicle?

*mom sighs and facepalms* It's called a bus, kiddo.
by GeniusChampion266 January 19, 2024
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Cope Vehicle

I hate crazy cuz he keeps on making cope vehicles.

That’s crazy’s cope vehicle.
by Crazyrpm360 April 5, 2024
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Deer-Vehicle Crash

when a car collides with a deer
Asgore: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????
by mrbeast539275 July 30, 2025
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Pedophile Vehicle

A Cargo Van, Typically White and in a dirty or beaten up condition
Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econolines, Old Dodge Ram Vans. or Toyota Hiace, Renault Master and Volkswagen Crafter (if you live in other parts of the world) are examples of Pedophile Vehicles.
by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025
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Pedophile Vehicle

A white cargo van that looks sketchy as hell, usually dirty, dented, or missing a hubcap.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.

Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.
Jarred: “Yo, why’s that crusty white van circling the block again?”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”
by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025
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operize a motorated vehicle

drunken way of saying operate a motorized vehicle
I am not qualified to operize a motorated vehicle
by annie 1988 March 14, 2011
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Bitch Utility Vehicle

A Sports Utility Vehicle which is primarily marketed towards women
I can't believe Matt bought a Ford Escape! Doesn't he know that's a Bitch Utility Vehicle?
by YourDogsAllWet June 29, 2014
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