vagitarianism 

Vagitarianism is the practice and belief of cunnilingus on a spiritual level. A Vagitarian performs cunnilingus for the personal spiritual fulfillment achieved in the act of cunnilingus, but this practice is not limited to personal enjoyment. A true Vagitarian also achieves spiritual fulfillment in the pleasure attained in others by the practice of Vagitarianism. A true Vagitarian is dedicated to the continuous life long pursuit of education and enlightenment towards the perfection of their Vagitarian art. Vagitarians also dedicate themselves to educating all who seek spiritual fulfillment through Vagitarianism. Vagitarians believe the world can be made a better place through cunnilingus.

Through the practice of Vagitarianism he had many lovers.

vagitarianism by Manholejuice June 27, 2015

Vagitarian 

One who solely eats pussy and doesn't have anything to do with cock. May be either male or female.

I'm obsessed with eating pussy, that makes me a vagitarian.

Vagitarian by Dump truck January 22, 2017

foreign vegetarian 

The act of not consuming meat while traveling in a foreign country.This results in being scared shitless of eating any meat that can not be visually, nasally, or texturally identified.

Erik: "Hey Theresa, did you try some of the exotic dishes on your business trip overseas?"

Theresa: "Hell no, I am a foreign vegetarian! You never know what you're eating."

foreign vegetarian by Mama Theresa March 4, 2010

Socially Vegetarian 

To be socially vegetarian is when you follow a predominantly vegan diet, but are prepared to eat some egg and/or dairy when dining out with friends to not make things difficult with regards to restaurant selection, etc.

Joe: Guys, let's go eat at the steakhouse.
Dave: Fuck, we can't though. Jimmy's a vegan.
Steve: They do a mac n' cheese. That's vegan, right?
Jimmy: It's not, but it's fine. I'm socially vegetarian. We can eat there.

...everyone's happy!

Socially Vegetarian by Tarrrzan June 6, 2018

vegetarian 

1. (n) One who abstains from deliberately supporting the killing of animals (esp. for food) by avoiding animal products that necessitate killing (mammal/bird/fish flesh, milk, etc.) <i>Often reduced to the practice of avoiding meat consumption; the term vegan denotes a pure vegetarian.</i>

2. (adj) A quality of food such that it is derived from no animal products (often reduced to <i>meatless</i> as <i>vegetarian (n)</i>)

1. "He's a vegetarian--he refuses to pay into a system that depends on killing animals."

2. "It's almost vegetarian! There's just a little milk."

vegetarian by joehaer July 18, 2005

vegetarian 

usually good people but sometimes can preachy. Can be confused with nazi vegans.

I like vegetarians, just not the ones that get all preachy up their own assholes.

vegetarian by Mister Bo Jangles345 June 20, 2006

Vegetarian 

1. A person who does not eat meat of any kind, but still eats eggs and animal products.

2. A douchy self-righteous ass who need attention and need to feel special and non-conformist so much that they don't eat animal products and they condemn anyone who eats meat.

Note: All vegetarians are definition 1, but not all are definition 2.

Vegetarian: Don't you love that tortured pesticide-filled yummy cow that was kept in a tiny living space and was killed inhumanely? Doesn't it make you feel great? Aren't I so cool because I'm ruining your meal right now?

Omnivore: Actually this is certified organic grass-fed beef, and even if it weren't, it's my choice of what I eat, so please, fuck off.

Vegetarian: Well you're still wrong!

Omnivore: Wow. I can see how you have all your friends.

Vegetarian by eatmeatlovetheearth June 21, 2010