dirty umphries

When a subject that is spitting is restrained from spitting by way or use of a mask or barrier placed on the subject, then having their own spit rubbed back into their face.

Dude those cops gave that jerk a dirty umphries.

by johnnyalpha November 2, 2013

Hipster Upper Decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of a toilet, exhaling vape into the tank and then sealing it for a honeydew, kiwi, and cool mint surprise!

Thomas left a hipster upper decker in the toilet at the party that was surprisingly refreshing.

by GiantsMartyr January 20, 2018

infant uppercut

in·fant up·per·cut
ˈinfənt əpərˌkət'
noun
noun: infant uppercut; plural noun: infant uppercuts;

1.
hit with the infant uppercut.

verb
past tense: infant uppercutted;

3rd person present: infant upper-cuts; past tense:infant upper-cutted;

2.
having used the babys arm to completely and thoroughly, destroy the pussy to her utter satisfaction.

Sally: Hey girlfriend haven't heard from you in a few days...
Lisa: Oh girl!

I'm just now walking straight!!

That Baby's Arm of his is no joke!
Sally: Oh Yeah!

I see Nate hit you with his

"Infant Uppercut"
Lisa: You'll have to help me tag-team it!
Sally: Anytime!!

by Wreckabot September 27, 2018

the upper hand

Definition: To have more power than someone else, so that you are able to control a situation.

The company gained the upper hand in the business by buying its competitors.

After hours of fierce negotiation, the President gained the upper hand.

by 请关注公众号：英文口语专家 June 7, 2019

ummers

A word commonly associated with younger children as an expresion of doing something wrong

Kid A: Do you know who broke the window?

Kid B: Yeah, it was me.

Kid A: Ummers!

by G B September 29, 2005

French uppercut

A knee delivered to an opponent's groin. Phrase typically mentioned in football.

After the fumble, you see all the big linemen pile onto the ball. That's a nasty place to be, guaranteed you'll catch a couple elbows, or a French uppercut.

by Madman Shaemus August 20, 2013

upper classman

noun meaning one who is always right and should be respected.

"A freshman tried to tell me I was wrong, but when I pointed out that I am an upper classman, he conceded that I must therefore be correct."

chuck norris was an upper classman even when he was a freshman.

by necrocandy January 7, 2010