Twitter Stalking

finding out that the girl you met once has been following you for months from your twitter site just so she can learn your every move so that when you do finally introduce yourself she's already prepared for marriage and kids.

www.ImOutsideYourWindow.com

a site for everyone to express their stories of twitter stalking or other stalking stories that are of the same nature

by IOYW July 17, 2009

Twitterdeaf

Someone who can't "hear" their friends tweets because they follow so many other people.

"I tweeted something cool yesterday but Joe didn't notice. He's completely twitterdeaf because he follows 3,000 people."

by Anthony Lawrence January 25, 2009

twitter-palooza

sending multiple tweets to twitter all in one day (upwards of 30 or more updates)

Kris went on a Twitter-Palooza today she sent so many tweets there was almost one per minute

by plushkensington May 30, 2009

Twitterhea

Pronounced as: Twitt - er - hea

Numerous twits in a short period of time of useless shit that no one cares about.

Did you see Baxters twitterhea about his job this morning?

by OSH and HWL June 23, 2009

Twitter-happy

You say someone is "Twitter-happy" when they have a tendency post irresponsible or even the most inconsequential details as tweets on the social networking site "Twitter"

Jon is the most twitter-happy person I've ever seen, he tweets about every single song he is listens to all day.

by Suaveitsme February 5, 2010

twitterast

A twit (i.e. twitter user) who tweets inappropriate sexual innuendo @minors. Also known as a #twitterphile or #twitterjohn.

Two reasonable people, out to lunch:
Person A -- Did you see that #twittersex Alan was creeping on that 14-year old?
Person B -- Yeah, he's such a #twitterast

by Burn Your Ships April 11, 2011

Twitterature

Noun- A written work (or body of works) of a particularly humorous, clever, and/or poignant nature, and artfully stated in 140 characters or less

Since he fancied his latest Tweet a work of fine Twitterature, he also posted his cleverly stated musings on the topic of pajama pants as a status update on all of his social networking profiles.

It could be argued that Jack Handey was one of the original, great authors of modern Twitterature despite producing the majority of his work before the digital age and the advent of social media such as Twitter and Facebook.

by OEDSoltanQED November 8, 2011