Hey Buddy Kramer Turkey Gif

A reference to a psychiatric patient as they perceive a friendly orderly who has been called to ensure their well being.

"Heyyyyy buddddyyyy"

Hey Buddy Kramer Turkey Gif

by ElysiumPurcellium February 25, 2023

Carve you open like a turkey

When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey

Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner

by Cannibalhorse December 4, 2016

you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way

You can't unloose the game you know, just like you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

by AsunaTododeku April 5, 2022

Catching the Crazy Turkey

An unknown sex act of questionable ethics and origin, possibly involving an actual turkey.

MLP_Michael was last seen catching the crazy turkey in LindsayTuggLife's bed.

by JuicyHippoTime December 13, 2014

Jive ass turkey

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.

"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"

by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010

turkey bag

A bag used to store weed. It keeps the sweet smell of maryjane inside the plastic.

"Where's that hydro at?"
"Its in the turkey bag."

by chipi June 16, 2006

last turkey in the shop

Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.

An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"

by Lauren-Marie October 18, 2008