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Oklahoma threesome

An Oklahoma threesome is in reference to the legal allowance by Oklahoma for first cousins to marry and procreate. However, this sex move has a couple requirements. First of all it involves having sex with a pregnant woman. Second, this woman must be either related to you, or your wife. Thereby, having sex with this woman you are also involving a third member of your blood family in a sexual exploit of yours. Thus, you are engaging in incest with not only one, but two members of your family.
I done got my ma's sister's daughter knocked up a few months back, but she reckons she wanted twins. So I told her a quick Oklahoma Threesome should do the trick and we'll jus' get another lit'l bugger up 'n growing inside her right quick.
by Lumberjackass June 27, 2012
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Fuck you Threesome

A threesome involving two women and a man. It is represented by holding one's middle finger up, and the pinky-ring finger gap, and index-thumb gap representing the women, the middle finger representing the man.
The opposite of a devil's threesome
Joe couldn't wait to tell his buds he'd just had a fuck you threesome with two german exchange students
by Kuudez September 22, 2011
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Irish Threesome

Sleeping with two or more people within 12 minutes of each other. Derived from irish twins.
What did you do after that party? Wait, you nailed a chick from Suffolk and a Canadian 10 minutes later? Amazing! You had an Irish Threesome.
by the nomadic viking October 21, 2010
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Irish Threesome

Having sex with two girls within a 3 day period.
Cody got his penis chopped off when Verna found out he had an Irish Threesome with her and Laura.
by Jp3 July 22, 2014
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treesmellable

1. Cool, nice, hot etc

2. Something you say to your friend about something (or someone) else, but you dont want them to hear.
It can mean anything and while your friend wont know exactly what you mean by treesmellable, it will make you laugh.
1. "That car is treesmellable!"
" You look treesmallable"

2. " Her hair is treesmellable (giggle)"
by devotion to emma July 29, 2006
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threesome chicken

threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.
"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."
by thrash gordon March 2, 2014
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Threesome

"Wanna join a threesome with me and my wife"
"No thanks, i dont want aids"
"But, my wife doesnt have aids?"
"Havent you read that Urban Dictionary page?"
"I think that was a joke... Get a life"
by NovaliS04 February 18, 2018
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