camp tall timbers

the greatest place on earth

"I wanna go someplace awesome, I'll go to Camp Tall Timbers, not Timberridge"

by tha fang September 28, 2008

tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.

I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy

by paul barman May 2, 2006

Tallis

Tallis is a god damn name I have a friend named that. They usually has a few people in his life he doesn't trust. Tallis's are very funny people they have a good sense of humour. sometimes they can get annoying but then they just change the mood. If you become great friends with a Tallis, you can tell him your intrests he would maybe know about that stuff, because the Tallis I know basically just says yes to everything. Tallis's are genuinely great people so if you find one I would try to become friends with them but thats my opinion. Dont piss them off because they probably could crush you. forgot to mention they are usually strong.

hello tallis yeah i had nothing :)

by epic games mate October 16, 2019

Tallahassee Land Shark

When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.

by That guy gettin his D WET April 11, 2009

Tall Cool Glass of Water

A refreshingly desirable woman. A woman so hot she is like drinking a tall glass full of ice cold water on a hot summer day! Nothing else is so satisfying to look at.

Ah, now she's a tall cool glass of water!

by Willie333 April 2, 2008

tall dark and handsome

1. An extremely attractive man who happens to be tall, dark-haired, and...well, hot.

2. A phrase that women use when describing a sexy man they may not know.

3. A hot stranger

Girl #1: OMG. I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH SETH.

Girl #2: Seth who??

Girl #1: Seth MacFarlane! He's tall dark and handsome!

by osharemind December 30, 2010

tall tee

A long tee that goes down to your knees.

Ain't no dress, that's a tall tee.

by J Mit March 9, 2005