One of the best foods of our time. Teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of Sarah and Rachel. Will drive for hours just to get a taste.
Sarah : Is there any more tortellinis in the fridge?
Rachel : ...No.
Sarah : FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel : ...No.
Sarah : FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
by raaaachelll January 12, 2009
Get the tortellinis mug.When having sex, the girl's cherry pops on your dick. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... The Raspberry Torpedo.
I tried a raspberry torpedo last night, my girlfriend cried and bled all over me.
Dude, it takes serious balls to try the raspberry torpedo
Dude, it takes serious balls to try the raspberry torpedo
by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009
Get the Raspberry Torpedo mug.Related Words
Torted
• torpedo
• tored
• Tortellini
• tooted
• torked
• torpedo tits
• tarted
• torpedoed
• tooted and booted
The structural integrity of a tortilla in a burrito. This is dependent on the rate of absorption of the delicious burrito juices. As the tortegrity degrades there is an increased danger of all the precious burrito-stuffs spilling out. Complete failure of tortegrity can result in sadness, injury, or death.
STEVE: "Houston its not looking good up here, at this rate of decay we will have imminent tortegrity failure in a matter of minutes! I don't think we can save the rest of this burrito."
HOUSTON: "You have no choice, power through!! We cannot simply abandon our investment!"
STEVE:"I'll try sir." (OM NOM NOM NOM NOM)
HOUSTON: "Steve do you read me? What's your situation up there?"
STEVE:(OM NOM NOM) "We have complete tortegrity failure....Oh sweet purple velvet Jesus, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!"
HOUSTON:"Steve!... Steve!... Answer me goddamnit!"
STEVE: (Akkkaghhrhrggrggg)
HOUSTON:"Steve!... Come in!... Steve... NO! We've lost him!
....
"Damn...Why do we keep sending them to Chipotle?"
HOUSTON: "You have no choice, power through!! We cannot simply abandon our investment!"
STEVE:"I'll try sir." (OM NOM NOM NOM NOM)
HOUSTON: "Steve do you read me? What's your situation up there?"
STEVE:(OM NOM NOM) "We have complete tortegrity failure....Oh sweet purple velvet Jesus, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!"
HOUSTON:"Steve!... Steve!... Answer me goddamnit!"
STEVE: (Akkkaghhrhrggrggg)
HOUSTON:"Steve!... Come in!... Steve... NO! We've lost him!
....
"Damn...Why do we keep sending them to Chipotle?"
by The Inverted Euphemism November 19, 2011
Get the tortegrity mug.A girl who is obsessed with squirrels, largely because she was born a squirrel, but then through a blood ritual she was transmuted into the body of a poor human, who was at the wrong place at the wrong time. She looks like a normal girl, but if you look at her butt you will notice a small nub of hair, remnaints of the tail she used to have. If you come across her, you better run, or else she will hunt you down and slaughter you. She will feed her baby squirrel/human creations with your ravaged body.
Bro have you checked if that girl is a Torterolo.
A man has recently disappeared on his way home, local officials believe he was another victim of Torterolo
A man has recently disappeared on his way home, local officials believe he was another victim of Torterolo
by kilo the grandmaster January 3, 2014
Get the torterolo mug.A highly explosive dog that can be fired through destroyers and used for blowing up enemy ships with the highly explosive warhead(dog head)
by Ay0503 June 18, 2014
Get the torpedog mug.by Torpedo loaf February 1, 2016
Get the torpedo loaf mug.Tortella is a pig!
by MeowSquirrul May 29, 2017
Get the Tortella mug.