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A girl who is obsessed with squirrels, largely because she was born a squirrel, but then through a blood ritual she was transmuted into the body of a poor human, who was at the wrong place at the wrong time. She looks like a normal girl, but if you look at her butt you will notice a small nub of hair, remnaints of the tail she used to have. If you come across her, you better run, or else she will hunt you down and slaughter you. She will feed her baby squirrel/human creations with your ravaged body.
Bro have you checked if that girl is a Torterolo.

A man has recently disappeared on his way home, local officials believe he was another victim of Torterolo
torterolo by kilo the grandmaster January 3, 2014
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Tooterooski 

We did a bunch of Tooterooski at the goose last night
Tooterooski by george spot November 1, 2019

thooterology 

the study of all living Thooters, how they Thoot as one. things they like to consume. how they think, why their prices are the prices that we pay. how they live off of dust.
hey, sorry i wont be able to go out tonight, i have a Thooterology course.
thooterology by fuckin zae May 29, 2019

tooterolls 

Chodes that do not know how to speak and say tooterolls instead of tutorials
Chode: Yo pud I need to look at some tooterolls to learn about that amp

King: You idiot
tooterolls by The King May 17, 2004

torterilla 

A Mexican slang word for 'lesbian'. A torterilla (tor-ter-ee-a) is a woman who makes tortillas.
Me? A torterilla? Of course I am!
torterilla by Be-bop-a-lula June 11, 2005

tooterolls 

Someone (A Chode, most likely a sweaty one), who does not know how to pronounce words correctly, would say tooterolls instead of the word said Chode meant to say, which is tutorials.
Chode: Dude, I need some serious help, I'm a sweaty who can't speak right.

Callahan: Maybe you should read some tutorials.

Chode: Some tooterolls, sounds GREAT!
tooterolls by Callahan May 18, 2004

Tortitolous

A tortoise with big tits
Man that tortitolous turns me on.
Tortitolous by Bin weiner May 19, 2018
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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