1 definition by kilo the grandmaster

A girl who is obsessed with squirrels, largely because she was born a squirrel, but then through a blood ritual she was transmuted into the body of a poor human, who was at the wrong place at the wrong time. She looks like a normal girl, but if you look at her butt you will notice a small nub of hair, remnaints of the tail she used to have. If you come across her, you better run, or else she will hunt you down and slaughter you. She will feed her baby squirrel/human creations with your ravaged body.
Bro have you checked if that girl is a Torterolo.

A man has recently disappeared on his way home, local officials believe he was another victim of Torterolo
by kilo the grandmaster January 3, 2014
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