Beef Torpedo

A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.

Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!

by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006

torpedo chick

A female with huge breasts around DD or higher that are possibly even larger than their head.

That girl I fucked last night was some torpedo chick.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

torch

A handy device for holding dead batteries

A: Do you have some dead batteries?
B: Just a sec, let me check if I have a torch here somewhere.

by tgudlek July 23, 2010

olympic torch

A person rolls up two blunts or more but proceeds to smoke them individually. Once you are finished smoking the first blunt you light the following blunt with the roach of the previous blunt, thus looking like you are handing off an olympic torch.

dude are we going to the olympics tonight?
yeah dude im so handing off the olympic torch first!

by kaffman November 6, 2009

pcp torpedo

a fucking huge blunt laced with pcp

after he rolled up a PCP torpedo and smoked it he gouged his own eye out.

by Jeffrey Lou-Lui June 11, 2006

torch the bridge

A bunch of faggots who are not good enough for penny arcade that made their own shitty forum and banned phentulvor the ebst poster.

Anatroll of torch the bridge banned phentulvor because he is a shit pushing faggot, but phentulvor is posting on his second account so who gives a shit?

by phentulvor September 26, 2006

torpedo dick

a dick that looks like a torpedo

nigga blew me up wit dat torpedo dick

by whatwhatwhatsupblart August 7, 2014