Toot Bag

When having sex with your girl and as you go in real deep it causes her to let one rip, right on your bag. So it becomes a toot bag.

Man 1: Man, I was Giving it to my girl real good and she tooted on my bag.

Man 2: Ahh, she gave you a toot bag.....

by Sleepy&Flop July 19, 2009

Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.

Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.

by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020

Juicy toot

When you try to pass gas and diahrea comes out instead

Damn I just juicy tooted. I gotta hit the head

by Tacos_y_burritos October 2, 2016

hot toots

You know when you have a toot, and it just kind of feels hot coming out? That is a hot toot. No poop comes out, it is just a hot toot.

George had a lot of hot toots last night after eating too much Taco Bell

by Kira’s Husband November 21, 2022

cut the toot

It's when you are walking around then you toot and so you have to chop it with your hand so the smell dosent follow you

"You gotta cut the toot man!"

by Jieisisiis April 6, 2017

Uku Toots

A talented stoner with an iq of 150.

He is a genius, must be an Uku Toots

by Candystiis May 31, 2022

Toot cake

To knee someone in the butt two times on each cheek with each knee in a jumping motion while saying "toot cake"

Yooo, this bitch got toot caked!!!

by Timbob jr. August 14, 2023