Toastie

Taking a selfie while on the toilet, usually taking a shit. A smile is often appreciated when included.

TLDR: Shit selfie

Bro I sent her a Toastie last night. She saved the pic and offered me a blumpkin.

by CatboyChai May 5, 2022

Mr. Toasty

A Mr. Toasty is a person that can transcend space and time. A typical Mr. Toasty will be an absolutely horrible person to everybody if given the chance to do so and has no care for anyone besides himself. They also are always correct and will use this to their advantage in any given argument.

Man, that guy is really full of himself to be a Mr. Toasty.

by JoesephywithToes October 8, 2022

Cosmic Toasties

Cosmic Toasties is a brand of cereal.

"He's Cosmic, he's Toasties, he's the best cereal in the world! He's Cosmic, he's Toasties— uh... something something about a girl!"

"Cosmic Toasties is 69% GAMER! Nice~"

by Cosmic Toasties May 13, 2022

Toastie Pie

The incorrect term for a sealed toasted cheese sandwich or toastie commonly used by inbred Southlanders.

"Wow, that's a good toastie pie."

"No, you fucking idiot, that's a toastie. Buggar off back to Dunedin."

by ToastiesCheese May 25, 2022

Toastie

A friend who is always there for people who need warmth, love and security.
They can be highly sensitive too aswell as
spiritual

"What a toastie character they are"

by MeatballToastie2004 December 11, 2021

Toastie

An offensive term (slur) which tends to be targeted at people with darker skin. Often meaning they are lesser than others.

Jamal youre such a toastie

Often meaning they are lesser than people with lighter skin

by Gaming101 January 18, 2021

Toasty

A racist slur for half aboriginal people of Australia.

"How you getting social welfare? You're a fucking Toasty!"

by Umm.mm March 11, 2021