by Muh Shell February 25, 2021
Get the Trouser Toadmug. When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.
" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"
by Pho Kyu December 4, 2017
Get the Toad Headmug. by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012
Get the Toad Whistlemug. marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead
by tk191 June 23, 2010
Get the toad's smilemug. The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you
by Toadman 420 June 27, 2021
Get the dirty toadmug. Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.
Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.
Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
by The Executive Council August 14, 2008
Get the Toads Remug. 