marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead
by tk191 June 23, 2010

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

by Aural Addict January 6, 2015

Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.
Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.
Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
by The Executive Council August 14, 2008

The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you
by Toadman 420 June 27, 2021

An individual who pretends to be somebody different for personal benefit, primarily for sexual favours or financial gain.
Elvis used his parents against each other for more pocket money, also pretending to the girls in the club to be a regular charity worker so they would end up sucking his cock at the end of the night, what an absolute slimey toad.
by HotshotIC July 30, 2018

Verb. - to loudly and indiscriminately yell profanities at strangers or customer service representatives as an expression of anger, frustration, or dissatisfaction
The New York cab drivers felt the need to throw toads over their frustrations with the crowds of pedestrians
OR
The lady at table 44 has been throwing toads at me because she had to wait a while for her food
OR
The lady at table 44 has been throwing toads at me because she had to wait a while for her food
by smashronnie July 13, 2018
