why toad

movement just more imporant

why toad have to go

by niggalover_123 April 28, 2021

Toad Head

When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.

" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"

by Pho Kyu December 4, 2017

Toads Re

Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.

Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.

Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!

by The Executive Council August 14, 2008

dirty toad

The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you

Omg Todd showed me how to do the dirty toad last night and I came instantly

by Toadman 420 June 27, 2021

toad's smile

a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear

marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead

by tk191 June 23, 2010

Throw Toads

Verb. - to loudly and indiscriminately yell profanities at strangers or customer service representatives as an expression of anger, frustration, or dissatisfaction

The New York cab drivers felt the need to throw toads over their frustrations with the crowds of pedestrians

OR

The lady at table 44 has been throwing toads at me because she had to wait a while for her food

by smashronnie July 13, 2018

Port-a-toad

When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.

I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!

by yourwrong88 November 30, 2010