Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021

why toad

movement just more imporant

why toad have to go

by niggalover_123 April 28, 2021

Toad Head

When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.

" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"

by Pho Kyu December 4, 2017

Toad Whistle

Toad Whistle- an unfortunately wart-laden beef whistle.

"Dude, that is one gruesome looking Toad Whistle you're sporting."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

toad's smile

a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear

marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead

by tk191 June 23, 2010

dirty toad

The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you

Omg Todd showed me how to do the dirty toad last night and I came instantly

by Toadman 420 June 27, 2021

Toads Re

Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.

Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.

Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!

by The Executive Council August 14, 2008