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Leisure Town

See above. Also, the greatest fucking comic and/or photojournalistic essay about these here modern times ever assembled.
Example: CONSUMER ALERT: Are our Christmas Time Suicide Balloons safe?
by JerGoertz March 12, 2004
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The Tower of Nattylon

A pyramid constructed of finished Natural brand beers like Natty Light or Natty Ice. Typicaly made with a base of ten, and immediately after completion is destroyed Godzilla style by the person who is so drunk they sound like they are speaking a different language whenever they talk.
Beau got so drunk last night that he won the honor of knocking down the Tower of Nattylon we spent all night making. He did it naked.
by J-Willy102 November 26, 2016
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Leaning tower of power

A phrase/slang that refers to Chryslers famously reliable inline-6 engines (170-198-225)
Mike: Hey Bobby, what do you have under the hood in your new 69' Plymouth Fury

Bobby: its got a Leaning tower of power

Mike: why not a V8?

Bobby: I wanted something reliable and easy with gas

Mike: you could've just bought a new car then

Bobby: i would never buy a new car, classics are much more simple and good looking imo
by diplomatic10 August 25, 2023
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down like a clown in circus town

To be ready or available for a proposed activity.
Q: do you want to go to that party?
A: I'm down like a clown in circus town!
by OberonCAS March 21, 2010
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Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.
Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette
by Team Sexual July 13, 2010
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A very unique school where the normal people of society clash with the unwanted and useless (50+%). You can discover people ranging from overweight lesbians seeking to find their identity and gender to beta male weed smokers that chooses vapes and fortnite over females. Here at LTHS you can hear the sounds of education or the sounds of obnoxious whores yapping in the hallway at the same volume of an F-21 Kfir Fighter Jet engline.
What school do you go to?

I go to Lockport Township High School!

Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?

It's great!
by LTHS Teacher December 11, 2018
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female Eiffel Tower

A threesome with two girls and a guy, where one girl is siting on the guy's head, and the other girl is sitting on the guy's male parts . The girls are high-fiving over the guy to make the eiffel tower shape.
Anna and Wendy took me to a female Eiffel Tower last night! Dude, it was magical!
by tigerish October 5, 2012
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