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Timeshare

A girl who splits her time evenly amongst multiple guys. Typically as a result of an agreement between a pair or group of guys.
(Girl) hangs out with (Guy 1) Monday thru Friday but since she's a timeshare, (Guy 2) has her on the weekends.
by Scooter2424 June 4, 2013
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new york times

A New York Newspaper, very common throughout North America.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.
MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."
by Dave September 9, 2004
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Timetable rape

What happens when a social retard (or social savant) has an uncanny knowledge on everything about your timetable and academic events. Thus, in the process violating your sense of academic privacy.
It can also extend to timetable/exams/test memory, where one would constantly remind you of the class(or tests/exams) that you will be having, thinking that for some unknown reason, you, the person whom the timetable is specifically for, would not know what class or important sac you might have. And then to complete the retardation process, they would comment on something else entirely unrelated. e.g. weather.
*not very close acquaintance* saying: "Hey, just thought it would be of a nice manner to remind you that you have an english test next. While i'm at it, let me remind you of how nice the weather is today."

Friend: "dude, that guy just totally timetable raped me."
by R U OKAY August 25, 2012
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Third Trimester

You have eaten too much, also known as a food baby, causing a distended belly.
After Thanksgiving, I ate too much and was in my Third Trimester, I had to roll out the door.

You don't look so good, are you in your Third Trimester after snacks at CC's?
by 91 Riv November 30, 2011
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The Flying Dutchman (high times definition)

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.
Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"
by Nik Armi February 4, 2010
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two times

Commonly added to fuck you up, or to an open hand for five. Popularized by Buggin' Out in the movie Do The Right Thing.
1. Fuck you up two times!
2. Two times, man.
by Lambnesio September 2, 2006
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