One

When a man has a penis and a penis has a man.

One? One. Won. Wun.

by fdfdsfdfsd August 10, 2003

And one

When one smokes an additional bowl when already high. Used as a method of pushing stonedness over the limit.

Damn that and one really fucked us up.

by Tim1224 November 30, 2006

the one

a 20 foot yugoslavian feather duster who molesters bosnian children and hong kongian monkeys

damn i love the one

by indeed June 26, 2003

one in one out

when you stick one ball into a vag then the other one is being sucked by a differnt girl.

hell ya i put my ball on her face i called it one in one out!

by awsome6000and3 April 1, 2010

the one

Denzel Curry as mentioned in his song Ultimate

"I am the one
Don't weigh a ton
Don't need no gun
To get respect up on the streets

By any means your enemies,
My enemies,
We wet them up like a canteen

The yellow tape surrounds the fate
Don't have a face so now you late
Open the gates!"

by JDefinitions February 18, 2017

Ons

Overactive neck syndrome

My friend has the ons very badly

by Leon1738 February 16, 2017

One

A funny peice of comedy used by Spaceghost on the Spaceghost Coast to Coast episde "Boo Boo Kitty"

"One, one is the lonliest number you'll ever do... boo boo, oh what a fine cat, what a lovely wife you would have made."

by AciDroP July 26, 2003