war fapping

When livestreamers take too much pleasure in streaming wars.

Person 1: Did you see Vaush livestreaming the Ukrainian war last night? He was yelling at his chat to shut up while sitting silently watching security footage from around Kyiv for like four hours.

Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.

by Zardozspeaks February 25, 2022

Horn War

Trying to put your pants on while in the state of full wood.

"I cramped up amidst a horn war."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

War on Woke

The catchy term now being used to defend the small-minded and reprehensibly ignorant changes made by Florida’s Fascist Crusading Governor, to target and then remove anything remotely sexual, racial, or historically truthful from all educational resources by banning it and moving to make imparting anything banned a criminal offense.

“I am the chosen one to wage this most culturally critical War on Woke, I will save this sinful country by laughing in the face of common sense and fully destroying education as we know it!” puffed Governor DeFlatus.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2023

hero wars

The most addictive game with the most juicy fake ass ads! I sure do love to see a man with 0 IQ playing that game in the ad in the morning!

Speaker 1: I am so tired of this god damn hero wars ads...
Speaker 2: You're not alone...

by i eat little babies for lunch February 15, 2021

proxy war

A war instigated and fueled by major powers, but they do not get involved themselves

Bill: what kind of war was the Korean War?
John: why it was proxy war John. It was actually between the “freedom-fighters” and “commies”

by CockRock April 10, 2021

Bright War

When you are stopped at a red light and you shine your brights at a car stopped at a red light across the street. Once you shine their car multiple times it will result in them shining back. Thus, causing a bright war.

(Two people in car at red light)
-Yo! shine your brights at the car across the street
Okay
-Ahhh There shining back!
Fuck! this is awesome
-THE BRIGHT WAR HAS JUST BEGUN!

by Reckoner655 February 25, 2011

[?] Gods Of War

? Gods Of War

Clan Leaders and Creators
73ullet and 72uger

Clan Members
STEALTH9
www.73ullet.com
gamer_king24
Gabriel209
espino
Swish1092
Lock Master
Scal24
Noss
saucy
XTAC
ameara1113
-CjZI5I5-

Clan Supporters (they are not part of the Gods Of War Clan,

they just support them).

Clan Supporters
DSN18
Raiden
Nebula7

Noob 1: Dude that ? Gods Of War Clan is noob.

Noob 2: Dude they will own you.

*Noob 1 has died*

Noob 2: Told you, ha ha :D

by Ben Bagger March 9, 2009