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Terror Turf

Slang for weed,cannabis,marijuana whatever you like to call it.

To be used in the same vain of devils lettuce or Mary Jane and other euphemisms. And also works brilliantly as a substitute to refer to synthetic weed.

I coined it, it's up to all of you to use it now 👍
My dealer got me some mad terror turf, I couldn't get off the couch all night.

I'm new to town, can you help me find some terror turf.
by Constant Rectitude March 4, 2022
mugGet the Terror Turfmug.

Turf Fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.
John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.
by Trevor Fields April 29, 2011
mugGet the Turf Fuckermug.

surf n turf

surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.
*insert name* surf n turf’d so hard last night she whiteyed into next year!
by sillywankerrrrrrrrr November 3, 2020
mugGet the surf n turfmug.

suckin turf

When something is so totally awesome or cool. Can be used in place of awesome or cool etc. etc. Etc. Really reallyrreally awesome
"That guy is so suckin turk!" That movie was really suckin turf."
by huntergalford January 6, 2014
mugGet the suckin turfmug.

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.
After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.
by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016
mugGet the Barnyard Surf n Turfmug.

titty turf

When a women or man has breasts covered in hair.
Tittyfucking tWhen titties would give some serious titty turf rugburn!
by Vani11aD1ngD0ng May 28, 2016
mugGet the titty turfmug.

cheetah turf

One's property. Specifically, belonging to a feisty and/or scrappy female.
Uh oh..that girl stepped on her cheetah turf by trying to dance with that other girl's man. Shits about to go down.
by afarmer March 29, 2015
mugGet the cheetah turfmug.

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