someone who so addicted to VR porn that they need to push on their temples during real sex to finish
Person 1: "Did you hear the news!? Jane hooked up with Tucker, and apparently he's a temple pusher!"
Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."
Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."
by belchinggrandma January 26, 2024
Any situation when one would pantomime finger guns to their own head and stimulate blowing their brains out, but can't do it do to social structures.
by Rockerton November 29, 2021
A mysterious temple nobody knows much about, except that a strange group of hooded men practice the religion of "Tyquavionism" on Wednesdays at exactly 3:12 PM. Also, people named Tyson are not permitted, and you can only be allowed in if you possess the all-mighty Tar-Mobile.
Friend 1: "Hey, are you going to the Tyquavious Temple to practice Tyquavionism tomorrow?"
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."
Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."
Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”
by owenwlsh February 15, 2025
the best band to ever grace this earth.
didz hammond , ben gautrey , kieran mahon , tom bellamy , dan fisher . jon harper
i think they are really cool and should reunite.
they never made a bad song , thats so iconic of them
didz hammond , ben gautrey , kieran mahon , tom bellamy , dan fisher . jon harper
i think they are really cool and should reunite.
they never made a bad song , thats so iconic of them
person 1: "hey what are you listening to? that might be the best song i've ever heard in my life"
person 2: "oh i'm listening to the cooper temple clause, they're so great"
person 2: "oh i'm listening to the cooper temple clause, they're so great"
by the cooper temple clause fan February 01, 2021
by leotard13569 April 25, 2012
by jasmine shelton March 24, 2005
Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...
by Secret Satan April 02, 2018