pump and stroke

When a man gets on all fours and a woman or significant other sticks their finger in your rectal cavity while jerking you off from behind

I was leaving the bar with my homies got home and the next thing I know she broke me off with the old pump and stroke

by 74Batman1987 May 30, 2017

mud pumping

the action of anal sexual relations to medicate constipation.

melissa was really constipated and had to get mud pumped; jose had to mud pump annie after she ate the twice baked spaghetti; howard was mud pumping the shit out of andrew after he ate his calzone.

by robbartles May 20, 2010

Pump Front

When a person looks better when seen at the gym than when seen outside of the gym.

See a hot girl or guy in the gym during a workout, then seeing them outside of the gym and thinking to yourself "what was I thinking?". This person has put up a Pump Front

by fitteam May 11, 2014

prime the pump

phrase describing the action of covertly setting money in a tip jar before anyone else has left "real" tips in order to ease the flow of tips by making customers feel more at ease with the idea of leaving money.

bar band member: "We'd better prime the pump before the crowd gets here tonight."

by Taters1985 January 14, 2009

pump manual

a pornographic magazine used as an aid while "jackin' the beanstalk"

Willie's mom found a pump manual under his bed.

by Dollyrocker January 22, 2008

pump crack

to sell crack cocane

i be on da block pump crack all day getin da bread

by Debby731991 April 28, 2006

pump cover

A pump cover is gym slang for sweatshirt. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you workout.

Bro, Jack looks like a complete pussy in the gym until he takes off his pump cover.

by TheCole0409 February 22, 2021