joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing
by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017

by Dr. Blueberry October 1, 2013

A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.
Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.
Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.
Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.
by Anonymous68753 March 21, 2011

A cupcake someone has licked the icing off of and throw away.
It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.
It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.
“Sarah is such a trash muffin, I only like her for her boat. “
“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”
“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”
“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”
“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”
by Rosalin Rocketta March 6, 2018

by Anne Frank May 18, 2008

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 26, 2007

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.
I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014
