The Holland Heater

When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.

This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.

by My Dad Said November 2, 2021

Fuckable space heater

That bigger bitty you get from November to February.

I picked up a fuckable space heater at the bar, only cost two shots and an Uber.

by MrCrafty September 21, 2021

Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

by StingerMissile September 4, 2021

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

covid heater

Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.

She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.

by Johnny slang December 16, 2021

heater beater

A heater beater is someone who's both a little trigger happy but also so cocky as to pull a gun over anything, wether his intent is to use it or not

Oh, dont fuck with that nigga, he a heater beater

by DickGulper November 26, 2024

donk heater

Whenever a bad player is playing poker and they win a whole bunch by sucking out over and over

luckysuits is on a donk heater.

by jbhntr December 29, 2024