touch dicks

See: Touch Base (usually in business, to talk to someone in order to find out how they are or what they think about something)

Hey, I'm just calling to see if you'd like to grab lunch before the meeting and touch dicks about what kind of approach we're going to take with our new offer so I can make sure our balls are in the same court.

by Shitlord July 24, 2010

touch plates

A sensual card game requiring one or more players to touch those plates, preferably hard plates, but don’t reject soft plates either. Have fun and be safe

Let’s play a nice game of touch plates

by Hard touch plates 🤫 February 25, 2020

[touch of the trots]

a english exprexion to determen the making of liquid poo, it can also be used as a noun ex. that soup looks like the touch of the trots.

diarea looks like the touch of the trots

by bri rocha January 25, 2009

The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.

Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.

by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011

Touch Trigger

This is a trigger reacted by touch. it can trigger ptsd, or anxiety/panick attacks. or even anger. This is commonly an in person trigger but it can also effect gameplays where you dont want anything to touch you. People have different reasons for having a touch trigger and thats their business.

example
"please, dont touch me. it makes me really really uncomfortable."
"oh shoot im so sorry. do you have a touch trigger?"

by G30rge ? July 22, 2021

colitis touch

Where everything you touch turns to shit

Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday

by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014

Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.

It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?

by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023