Monkey Tennis

The holy fucking grail

Its Monkey fucking Tennis what do you want a diagram you cunt?

by J January 9, 2004

tennis fag

Someone who groans, similarly to the moaning during male masterbation ejaculation, while playing tennis. They would like to think that every tennis ball is an old man's furry balls.

Clint: Ooh Uber shot!
normal: I'm going to quit tennis now because of you, Tennis fag

by nazilover April 29, 2008

playing tennis

verb.
the act of making out and/or messing around with a lesbian in a tennis court.

"Hey Courtney! Lets go play some tennis!"

"Man, i really wanna play some tennis right now. ;"

"I was playing tennis with Sarah last night, and i think i'll play some more tonight."

by quarterz September 25, 2009

playing tennis

two guys take a girl each, then all four of them enter a room, each guy takes a girl from behind on opposite sides of the room (like a tennis court), they proceed to ram the girl hard enough for them to moan, they ram their girls back and forth in an opposite fashion, this simulates two females playing tennis (in tennis, when a female hits the ball, she lets out a distinguishable moan)

"Tommy, me and you were totally playing tennis with those two girls last night. We blew them out of the water."

by CheesyAP February 7, 2010

Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!

Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

Pocket Tennis

When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets

I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league

by Mwtr123 December 23, 2022

tonsil tennis

Nickname for meeting someone, comes from when your meeting a boy/girl and your tongues hit the back of each other’s mouths, I’ll meet any1

I played tonsil tennis with tha bird over there

by anycats February 5, 2018