Verse paradox

1. The change of mentality after being in absorption and or an environment of prominent individuals
2. The action of changing your conduct and behavior due to notoriety given by individuals of higher superiority through manipulation
John: "Have you heard about Vinny? Turns out he's in the verse paradox"
by foundsaucyalt November 07, 2022
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Satan's Paradox

when you cannot enter or a exit a store, usually one in a mall that has small store spaces, dude to the fact that there groups of people standing in every aisle.
I wanted to buy something from hottopic but the store was so damn small, fucking satan's paradox got to me and i just left.
by kelto December 27, 2008
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The Newman Paradox

The way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.
Newman- I'm in my friend's room "doing work." And by doing work I mean procrastinating. And by procrastinating I mean doing work.
Jill- Good job, we'll call it the Newman Paradox.
by knightviper56 November 29, 2011
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paradox

An anomalous state of reality caused when a mage disrupts the momentum of reality with her own magickal acts.
Luther exploded with fifteen points of paradox when he botched in the umbra.
by Adam Bond December 18, 2005
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paradox

1) One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects
2) The box for the Para machine gun, except spelt wrong with a "D" instead of a "B"
1)Man, those time line paradoxs in Star Trek were awesome!
2) Have you seen my paradox? It has my recepit in it...
by The Black Plague June 28, 2003
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Douche Paradox

Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.
When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.
by DevinScud January 27, 2018
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