When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015
Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)
by Djentile March 11, 2019
Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."
by Hym Iam June 08, 2025
#Molester is a phrase or what people call a rapist or your grandpa, and even your mom’s or dad's dad. #Molester is the most common phrase people use for their grandfather or shady uncle, but you might call yours “Guncle”
Girl1: You remember that man from yesterday, #Molester
Girl2: Really, is that why he adked for your emergency contact list
Girl1: he now drives a windowless van
Girl2: Really, is that why he adked for your emergency contact list
Girl1: he now drives a windowless van
by Yung Lice March 14, 2019
by iblamethelaptop April 25, 2016
Squad car for the police in opposition to the $500 shit box I could get free for copper poisoning for their abuse in the Guelph police service canines
They raped me at 12 of my childhood education and 16 of my childhood home and children standard child molestation vehicles are disgusting menace to society
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
sticky and salty air. Neither masculine nor feminine more like foul and fusty. The sour, lumpy smell of spoiled milk Booze. The smell gives an unsettling feeling that you’re about to get molested.
Dude 1: Bro I dont feel safe I think we might get molested.
Dude 2: Yeah I got that haze of molest too. Be careful
Dude 2: Yeah I got that haze of molest too. Be careful
by Addictedtocutecats March 05, 2024