A stupid type of dance, where guido's (mostly found in the new york area) jump around like maniac's moving their feet quickly, thinking that this will help them to get ass.
guido frolic
Hey what's wrong with David Luke is he drunk,
No, he's just doing his gay "guido frolic".
Hey what's wrong with David Luke is he drunk,
No, he's just doing his gay "guido frolic".
by Beta Beta Beta April 4, 2009
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Get the Guido Cutmug. An energy drink, such as Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, or Amp. Though Guidos rely on these energy drinks to function, they generally mix them with one or more types of alcohol to counter the jittery side-effects. Common mixers include Jagermeister and vodka, though they are rarely exclusive to either.
by The Notorious J.A.Y. February 23, 2009
Get the Guido Gasmug. To walk quickly without running to make it to a club or any designated area without ruining your clothes, hair, or style.
Guy: What took you so long to get to class?
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.
by Jteson14 March 7, 2011
Get the Guido Walkmug. a special shot or drink which is comprised of taking the nights (same or prior's) left over alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages and dumping them into a container and mixing it up. (some versions just let it sit as is no thorough mixing) you then pour this concoction in to a shot glass or drink glass. you may if you choose to freshen it up by adding some other additives* if desired.
see also : New Jersey Turnpike (the drink)
*usually other alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages such as what the drinker or bar-tender may prefer added to it.
*rarely; some people add blood or other additives to the connection to give it a special kick. (unverified)
see also : New Jersey Turnpike (the drink)
*usually other alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages such as what the drinker or bar-tender may prefer added to it.
*rarely; some people add blood or other additives to the connection to give it a special kick. (unverified)
A:hey man what the fuck was in that drink last night it got me wasted and i'm a HEAVY drinker.
B: oh that was Guido Juice. its my friends specialty.
A: naw man, but what was in it there was definitely something special.
b: we WERE drinking some heavy stuff the night prior. he just mixes everything up and serves it. that's prob why. since some was 200 proof.
a: you had GUIDO JUICE???? i'm surprised you didn't die!
B:why, what's in it?
a: I heard joey likes to add deer's blood to it since he claims it gives him extra energy. most people throw up. you must have a strong stomach.
b: you serious?!
a: who knows! no one's ever seen him mix it or where the bottle comes from.
B: oh that was Guido Juice. its my friends specialty.
A: naw man, but what was in it there was definitely something special.
b: we WERE drinking some heavy stuff the night prior. he just mixes everything up and serves it. that's prob why. since some was 200 proof.
a: you had GUIDO JUICE???? i'm surprised you didn't die!
B:why, what's in it?
a: I heard joey likes to add deer's blood to it since he claims it gives him extra energy. most people throw up. you must have a strong stomach.
b: you serious?!
a: who knows! no one's ever seen him mix it or where the bottle comes from.
by zmyr88 August 9, 2018
Get the Guido Juicemug. Guido Vehicle Models> Back in the old skool day driven by Italians, Jews, or irish, the vehicles of choice was usually a model Cadillac deville, fleetwood, seville, sts, or Escalade. Or a Lincoln town car, mark vlll, continental, or navigator. Also were monte carlos, buick regals or Iroc camaros.
Todays Russians in American will usually drive, Range rover, ,lexus, infinity, bmw or acura. Anything high end import to show off that they can lease because they cant afford to own.
Guido equipment> These vehicles are outfitted with usually tinted windows, chrome rims, fog lights, obnxious air trumpet horns, undercarriage blue neon lights, loud radios(with house music), or xeon headlights. Bascially any add-on they can buy in Autozone to gain attention and look obnxious.
Driving style> These guidos usually drive recklessly and cocky with the seat reclined back very far and lean to the left with a arm out the window so they can be seen
FYI>Russians in Brooklyn are the new guidos while the italian ones are dinosaurs.
Todays Russians in American will usually drive, Range rover, ,lexus, infinity, bmw or acura. Anything high end import to show off that they can lease because they cant afford to own.
Guido equipment> These vehicles are outfitted with usually tinted windows, chrome rims, fog lights, obnxious air trumpet horns, undercarriage blue neon lights, loud radios(with house music), or xeon headlights. Bascially any add-on they can buy in Autozone to gain attention and look obnxious.
Driving style> These guidos usually drive recklessly and cocky with the seat reclined back very far and lean to the left with a arm out the window so they can be seen
FYI>Russians in Brooklyn are the new guidos while the italian ones are dinosaurs.
by Tommy Gunzz December 15, 2011
Get the Guido Cruisersmug. An ill-tempered Italian.
by g#UNIT September 28, 2017
Get the grumpy Guidomug.