A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.
• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025

by Favol March 2, 2023

by Harold_Gaming_Official January 4, 2021

Someone who does important things and speaks about important things because other people chose for them to be important
synonyms: Jean
synonyms: Jean
by realperson23 May 11, 2022

Hey , you think we can go hit up the block where my enemy stay at the boss aint in town, I dont know. We gotta tell that to the war counciler about that.
by Tequileroboii97 October 19, 2017

Where a council scheme Instagram barbie tries to dress classy but there’s no hiding the cooncil lips on her puss
Check her out there, thinks she some kind of executive assistant, that’s that wee slapper on Instagram who lives in the scheme, looks like some kind of council Secretary
by Cooncil March 15, 2023

by doughboyhz July 11, 2024
