An attractive woman who has no purpose in life other than to service her husband . Usually they have died blond hair , and are married to a much older and less attractive man . They drive around in a huge SUV’s , dont work , cook or clean . They are found all over the United States in wealthy suburban communities. There heads bob up and down as they are giving head , which is the only thing that they are good at .
Look at that suburban bobblehead driving that massive SUV, she has no purpose in life other than to suck her husnabds Dick
by BigBuffarillaAss June 7, 2018

A definite noticeable differene between crowds of people gathered in the suburbs cmpared to crowds of people gathered in the city.
Person 1: Dude, did you get a good look at the crowed last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, for sure..! You could tell we weren't down town last night cuz the crowed was TOTALLY "Sickly-Suburban"
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Person 2: Yeah dude, for sure..! You could tell we weren't down town last night cuz the crowed was TOTALLY "Sickly-Suburban"
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by ChrisKola January 26, 2010

Depending on who you're trying to get riled up, you could start a string of misinformation about Nigerian cities having suburban origins, you could do the same thing with about any information about any country.
The guy was trying to get the locals in Sri Lanka riled up, so he started a string of misinformation to get some of the changes he wanted to see. The cities in Sri Lanka weren't as large as Tokyo, New York, London, or Paris, so they must be easy, suburban targets.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

A mutha fuckin BEAST of a truck that was once known for its daily appearence in its surroundings, but know is scarcely seen. It has seating for six but many more can be crammed in for a Taco Bell run, rust can be seen falling off at anytime and the beacon on the top is frequently drawing attention to it.
by Tanked February 5, 2009

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by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2022

A sex act involving a goblin, typically involving lots of teasing. Must be inside a car for it to be accurate.
by CKing89 July 7, 2020

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