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Jab

A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch
"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."
by Treebonics July 29, 2016
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Ho cuz! I met up with this hot, fat chick last night. We jabbed all night long.
by ChiefTripod June 21, 2023
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jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 9, 2019
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god jab

what someone said in roblox lol what it means: Good Job but shorter, And I don't know how to spell because I am an Idiot
by Landonisanidiot December 17, 2021
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Jabbing

It is the action of jerking off into you hands and rubbing it on as after shave to attract your next jab
If your shaving you should be jabbing
by Rogèrio July 31, 2022
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No, Adeola got her jab last week
by bussydestroyer3000 May 9, 2021
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to sleep with a fool muslim foolishely,or to marry with him,when you are having good jabs at night middle,even where every time,at all!Circumcisions,yeah you remebered all of them have these days,yum!
My friend servant,had found out her and she married him,she couldn,t but at last wasjabbedby,in the delta of not having me (I wasn,t that all around her) and not being having a man and being very sexily hungered at a last, agreed to marry this serf,who that nothing more was than that!
by bad,good? November 6, 2019
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