by Osama 69/11 June 23, 2023
The verbal equivalent of a cluster-fuck. i.e. an awkward conversation that you unexpectedly walk into.
by Sdlewis September 23, 2008
Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.
"I can't fine my jab"
Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."
Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2023
by tommy sparks May 01, 2005
A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
by CWRocksNYC February 11, 2016
by mainframejeff July 10, 2009
Fiona had been longing for john and so when she flew down to see him she immediately pulled down his pants and jammed her tongue into his arse giving him a great tongue jabbing
by Swine Doctor May 29, 2016