teatotaling

I cannot get buzzed tonight because I am teatotaling

My grandma is coming into town tonight so I am teatotaling it

by DVinnyrealestate January 11, 2022

pititulus testortion

pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.

I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

technical testosterone

The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.

Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.

by RaymondKing June 10, 2011

Uno testocoloso

When one or which has uno testicoles, and is unable to splatter.

You fucking nigga, bitch you only have “uno testocoloso.

by whadussy we’re the pussy December 12, 2022

Testostoballs

Something that women tend to lack.

'I need more testostoballs and then I can be a bearded scrotemaster'

by Schmaz March 14, 2005

textoserone

To talk large amounts of shit, or acting very tough while getting in fights online, or via text messages. Usually responded to by other people with textoserone who will call out other people on their textoserone.

That kid has so much textoserone, I'm suprised he isn't banned.

by Rabblerouser August 4, 2007

Text-o-motive

1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.

2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.

1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!

2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010