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Monkey Tennis

Its Monkey fucking Tennis what do you want a diagram you cunt?
by J January 9, 2004
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tennis fag

Someone who groans, similarly to the moaning during male masterbation ejaculation, while playing tennis. They would like to think that every tennis ball is an old man's furry balls.
Clint: Ooh Uber shot!
normal: I'm going to quit tennis now because of you, Tennis fag
by nazilover April 29, 2008
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playing tennis

verb.
the act of making out and/or messing around with a lesbian in a tennis court.
"Hey Courtney! Lets go play some tennis!"

"Man, i really wanna play some tennis right now. ;"

"I was playing tennis with Sarah last night, and i think i'll play some more tonight."
by quarterz September 25, 2009
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playing tennis

two guys take a girl each, then all four of them enter a room, each guy takes a girl from behind on opposite sides of the room (like a tennis court), they proceed to ram the girl hard enough for them to moan, they ram their girls back and forth in an opposite fashion, this simulates two females playing tennis (in tennis, when a female hits the ball, she lets out a distinguishable moan)
"Tommy, me and you were totally playing tennis with those two girls last night. We blew them out of the water."
by CheesyAP February 7, 2010
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Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!
Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"
by GrandPoop October 12, 2010
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Faye Tennis

The feeling of being in a very silly and goofy mood
You’re giving me mad faye tennis vibes right now
by Mömmymïlkers69 February 1, 2022
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tennis weenis

An unexplained, chronic pain in the skin, often termed the weenis, attached to your elbow. May often occur where the weenis is scraped, as in a scraped elbow.
Fell off my skateboard, went to the doctor. I'm okay, I just have tennis weenis.
by hessica moredis March 16, 2010
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