Temu dad

Not the real dad. Inferior dad. Usually referring to a step dad or deadbeat dad. A dad that's not high quality

The temu dad thinks he can take the real dad's place. But the kids love their real father

by anonymous November 23, 2025

Temu farms

A skibidi farms ripoff that only last for month before shutdown

Temu farms is bad person 1 Temu farms is good person 2

by Harnte456e December 1, 2025

Temu

Temu is the kind of website where u fuck kids to get more monye

Temu

by anonymous December 8, 2025

Temu Tetris

When your girlfriend is having so much crap delivered to your place, that it's getting harder and harder to find spots for it all

"Man, my girl getting so many packages delivered. Every day! I can't find spots for all of it; like I'm playing tetris with Temu items; Temu Tetris.

by anonymous December 25, 2025

temula rasa

The state of liberation (a clean slate) from all push notifications and aggressive marketing from the online shopping app Temu.

This clean slate (tabula rasa) is achieved by deleting the app and blocking all notifications between purchases.

Each new browsing session begins from temula rasa.

"After each purchase she wiped uninstalled all apps and cookies from all devices, unsubscribed from all notifications...and returned her devices to a state of temula rasa.

by Ak_101 January 8, 2026

kid temps kid

To have a dual personality around girls, This personality will urge the girls to chug cheap vodka, preferably Dubra and to make out with the man holding the vodka.

Any kid who tries to get girls drunk and shamelessly make out with them is a, "Kid _____ Kid".

Named after the original, Kid Temps Kid

by Cozz oz January 6, 2008

en temps et lieux utiles

French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "if and when you will be mature enough (to know)".

son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of something so serious?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.

by Sexydimma September 29, 2012