Tanked

To do exceptionally well on something.

Dude I just tanked on the physics test

by Ruchodong June 12, 2018

stu-tarted

for one to say something stupid that transformers into retardation.

Candice, that was a stu-tarted dance you did.

by CL Smith December 3, 2009

e-tarted

Internet retarted

My moms credit card is e-tarted

by meggykinz March 22, 2010

Tainted Meat

1. When a white man has has previously fucked by a black woman. In other words, he is now tainted for life.
2. Dead man's dick, after a few days.

A: Hey, if a cannibal eats a guy's penis, does that make him gay?
B: Yes. He likes tainted meat.
A: That was an unusual thing to say.

by Robert Wikins January 31, 2010

Tanked

The opposite of being pantsed or shanked - instead of pulling one's pants down, it's when someone goes and either pulls up or rips one's shirt off.

I was minding my own business when some guy came up and tanked me!

by toee March 30, 2009

Tafted

To be "Tafted" is to screw someone else in an extreme fashion, as if you have forcibly lodged them in a bathtub. Also implies that you are too obese to fit into a standard-sized bathtub

Refers to William Howard Taft, 27th President of the US who got stuck in the White House bathtub due to his extreme weight (>330 lbs, largest of any president).

"Fred was supposed to give me the presentation on Monday but didn't even show up for work. He totally Tafted me. I hate that guy."

by thaoneAP April 6, 2009

Tated

(adj) To be sexually attracted to a person of the same gender. (see homosexual)

Did you see that tated man hittin' on me last night?

by zachmaster December 22, 2008