tactical bud

tac·ti·cal bud
NOUN

Definition- It’s the kind of weed that swarms your brain like swat team

Tactical bud was scientifically engineered to get you so unbelievably high causing you to talk about Pumpkin pie for 3 hours straight.

by para bellum July 23, 2020

tactical yarf

When one makes themselves throw up whilst under the influence of Alcohol, before he or she is forced to via nausea. This prevents a "blackout" from happening.

Person 1: Shit man I just drank so much and we aren't even at the party yet.
Person 2: Just go tactical yarf real quick so you don't die tonight.

by Jubedapube November 11, 2017

Tactical Blowout

This occurs before a traumatic or stressful event which causes the person to have a uncontrolled bowel release.

When Sue called Tim telling him he may need to take an HIV test, Tim ran to the bathroom and had the tactical blowout of his life.

by Slid Steak March 4, 2017

chill tactics

A YouTuber whos channel is about video games snow boarding and killing stuff. Hes pretty fuckin funny, most people have probably never even heard of him. But for the most part he just likes to keep it real and make sure the morgue has plenty of bodies.

Chill tactics makes youtube videos.

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017

Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016

jackboot tactics

Harsh strongarm tactics; repressive, bullying and militaristic tactics like those used in authoritarian or totalitarian countries; - used opprobriously, and often in hyperbolic exaggeration of police tactics in democratic countries.

I was restricted from posting to facebook for 25 hours due to their jackboot tactics

by anonymous October 16, 2021

Tactical Blackout

When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.

Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.

by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013