Tactical Blowout

This occurs before a traumatic or stressful event which causes the person to have a uncontrolled bowel release.

When Sue called Tim telling him he may need to take an HIV test, Tim ran to the bathroom and had the tactical blowout of his life.

by Slid Steak March 4, 2017

Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016

chill tactics

A YouTuber whos channel is about video games snow boarding and killing stuff. Hes pretty fuckin funny, most people have probably never even heard of him. But for the most part he just likes to keep it real and make sure the morgue has plenty of bodies.

Chill tactics makes youtube videos.

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010

Buddy Tactics

(n) tactics used in Halo Wars: use Cutter and build Vultures and spam ODSTs when one is destroyed. Focuses on the use of Super Mac Blast

OMG they are using Buddy Tactics! This is gunna be an easy win.

by Barrack Mah Cock August 25, 2010

Tactical Sniff

(v.) The act of covertly sniffing a nice butt.

I was in line for the food truck and this babe with a dump truck was in front of me so I kneeled down to pretend to tie my shoe so I could get a Tactical Sniff.

by DrBlazeD December 26, 2021

Tactical cry

Making a pre-planned effort to cry at a specific time in order to unload tears and emotions in order to continue with life as if nothing has happened.

I’ve been holding the fort for my family for so long I had to go to the garage and have a 5 minute tactical cry in order to carry on helping them.

by D the H December 12, 2022