tp

tp means chill

teacher : ima call your parents . me: tp

by natyafavthot February 21, 2022

TP

A small rounded creature that you may find under tables at Beijing banquet or getting donor hoagies at the kebab shop.

Mom who's that strange man eating chips of the floor, don't worry that's just TP

by Beijing banquet supporters clu March 27, 2025

tp

Short for toilet paper, a cylinder like object made from paper for the sole use of cleaning the anal cavity after removing solid waste from the body. In a dumber version, the stuff you wipe your ass with when you shit so that you don’t have underwear that stinks.

Hey, any more tp left?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 5, 2021

TP

Too personal

Boy: naww to be honest what happened to your ex

Boy: nah that's to tp

by Sidney </3 April 10, 2022

TPS

Ticks per Second in minecraft (something 2bt2) doesn't have.

Dude 1: It's lagging so much!
Dude 2: Cause the TPS is low

by Viccente14 February 22, 2020

Tp

Tp:Tiny penis duhh but usualy Comin from somebody with the name Blake or Chad

Maliyah:Omg Chad sent me a nudie

Layiah: Omg was it Big

Maliyah:Nooo he had a tp😂‼️

by Nikeking4life January 1, 2020

Tp

To personal

1:Wyd

2:Making a doctors appointment for my stds
1:Ok man tp I ain’t ask for all that

by Theyluvmya January 25, 2023