Six Ton User

Somebody who uses and abuses every drug out there to the fullest extent. The type of junkie who consumes compulsively till there's nothing left.

"Man, that friend of yours is a six ton user."

by Dannnnnn1nnnnnnnnn1 January 25, 2009

shit-ton

a lot.

"Dang bro that teach gave us a SHIT-TON of homework today."

"Oh you mean she gave us a lot."

by egorebutton September 27, 2011

deadshit-ton

Defined as the amount of shit-tonnage any person can carry at once before they kill themselves. Also used to describe the carrying capacity of U.S. Naval ships.

"What with his girlfriend cheating on him with his sister, and his WoW account being suspended indefinitely, John had a deadshit-ton of problems he couldn't bear."

by NearLight December 9, 2008

tons o' fun

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please

I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

reggae ton

anything that has to do with quick spanish in any song with spanish in it. doesnt mean some puerto rican language or wat eva you latino fucks want to call it.

what what domo reggae ton thats rite biatch

by coined by gil & steve February 1, 2005

metric ass ton

an amount too large to measure

That has got to weigh a metric ass ton

by Brendan May 17, 2004

Atomic shit ton

Probably an assload of metric shit tons. The only way to tell about the shit in life that is beyond your normal imagined understanding.

shit tonmetric shit tonass loadholy shitshit

Galen & Patrick have an atomic shit ton of shit to learn about.

by tmshlp October 24, 2014