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Tennessee Log Jam

A ladder is suspended between two supports. A chick lies down on the ladder. There are 8 guys (Tennessee is bordered by 8 states.), positioned as follows:

-One tit-fucking.
-Two receiving fellatio
-One performing anal sex.
-One performing vaginal sex.
-Two receiving hand jobs.
-One receiving a foot job.
We don't have enough people for a Tennessee Log Jam!
by vanillagirl69 February 15, 2010
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Tennessee Log Jammer

-noun

1. A complicated sexual maneuver requiring 3 men and one women. With a ladder two men climb up the ladder and the women arches her body beneath the ladder. Resembling a common log jammer, then the men take consecutive dumps on her back and with the the natural "channel". Conformed of her spine the "logs" will go down. Finally the third man waits at the end with his mouth open to receive the logs.

2. When you take a large enough dump that clogs up the bathroom.

3. A standard facility in Tennessee's lumberjack industry.
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Tennessee log jammer

Guy 1#: Hey did you get the ladder?
Guy 2#: Yeah, steel, so it can hold us both!
Guy 1#: I cant wait for the Tennessee Log Jammer tonight
Guy 2#: Its gonna be sweet
Guy 3: Do I get to eat the sh!#t this time?
Guy 1 and guy 2: Its you turn, that ours sliding dumps from the girls back enter your mouth.
by Don McMillan and Co, February 15, 2010
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Tennessee

The best place in the whole world to live and visit.We have great cities great people and that great southern food!We have the many civil war parks and of course the great smoky mountains!If your a dumb Yankee who thinks everybody is out in a field with overalls on and a piece of straw hanging out of our mouth than KISS MY A**,because we don't!Just go to Nashville or Memphis and you'll see that we have big bustling cities too.And who can forget our AWESOME football team the Tennessee Vols! GO BIG ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!
I've lived in Tennessee my whole life and I'm never leaving!
by tennessee lover June 7, 2013
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east tennessee

Beautiful part of Tennessee with hard working mountain folks, gorgeous scenery, large amounts of history. First frontier of the U.S.
We left West Tennessee because it was ugly and moved to East Tennessee.
by PNC February 27, 2009
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Tennessee Swimming Pool

The act of not holding your saliva in your mouth for an hour before giving somebody a blowjob.
Tina Gave me a wicked Awesome Tennessee Swimming Pool yesterday, then swallowed it all.
by Name of the Feather January 17, 2009
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Tennessee Carwash

When a group of males ejaculate into a 10 gallon cowboy hat and proceed to dump the contents onto an unsuspecting female.Or could be used to describe the actions of a slutty female attempting to hook up with multiple guys.
Your mom showed up at the bar last nite last night. The boys handed out a good ol tennessee carwash on the house. She sparkled like new.

or

Sally's cruising for a tennessee carwash with that skirt.
by Elbo McGuilicutty April 4, 2009
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Waynesboro, Tennessee

A shitty small town founded by some dumb hick who probably fucked his cousin. 99% of the population are inbred and racist against anyone non white.
by Thatfuckinguy June 17, 2011
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