tits

Two mounds on the chests of females that men falsely believe to give pleasure when stroked, sucked, etc.

"Do you like that baby?"
"Uh... try aiming lower."

by your girlfriend April 15, 2004

Tits

The amazing tit is common to see in everyday life. In human mothers, it is used mostly to feed their young, to feed them "milk", which comes from usually small, but sometimes large peripherals called "nipples." However, in most human whores, they are mainly used to suck, or fuck, to blow a load onto, to sqeeze, to shake, to pee on in movies which are in mordern times refered to as porongraphy, "porn," or "chick flicks."

"Whip out ye' tit honey and feed that there baby some milk!" " Oh please! Fuck my tits, cum on them now baby!"

by JY Jelly October 12, 2009

tits

Tits, slang for boobs, taken from "Tune In Tokyo"

she has the best looking tits on the planet.

by psyberslam September 16, 2003

Tits

fun bags

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Tit

"Tits" awesome, cool, da bomb

Dude did you see that new corvette its tits!!!

by Dizzonnie January 2, 2007

Tits

Mounds,usually two,Some point to God,some drag the ground.

Man,I could use a tit right now, a big one,right in the middle, one that shoots BEER.

by spike June 28, 2003

tits

chuckie steinruck--he has rather large tits.

breasts.

boobies.

melons.

jugs.

hooters.

we were totally hanging out with tits today, and he smacked me in the face with his tits.

by Cassie FACE! April 8, 2004