Thomas

Thomas is a hoe. He is tall and quite weird. Always remember, Thomas is a hoe. Also he is a train

Oh look. It's Thomas the choo choo train

by cakecakecakehi June 1, 2017

Thomas

a form of blue tank engine.

Yo, Edwardo! Did you see Thomas the Tank Engine last night?

by geegeen♡ October 22, 2016

Thomas

Inappropriate.

Dude, that was so Thomas.

by Rhythmakerpercussion November 8, 2011

thomas

to fart thyself during an extended period of silence whilst in class. The emission is usually anticipated to be silent itself, but becomes unexpectedly audible. Upon detection by peers, the perpetrator will often try to shift the blame way from him/herself whilst simultaneously going red in the face.

'pfftt'

Jeanette: "Thomas wtf, did you just fart??"'
Thomas: "No i swear! it was eddy!"

by dfa1972 July 21, 2012

Thomas

A complete and utter asshole, who is a horrible person, because he never does what he says he will. A guy who hates sharing.

Person 1: Wow, that guy is a complete ass.
Person 2: Bet he's a Thomas

by Legoman127 April 30, 2016

Thomas

If you meet a person named Thomas; RUN! He will immediately approach you and make loud noises. But don’t be worried there is nothing wrong with him mentally or physically. His penis is not measured in inches rather centimeters.

Run it’s a Thomas!

Beware, hide it’s Thomas!

by Furryslayer6969 March 16, 2019

Thomas

a nigga with a 20 incher

Wow that boi is a a Thomas I wish he wasn't so black.

by hyperion1080 December 4, 2017