who wears the condom 

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.

Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?

who wears the condom by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010

who's the boss 

when a male is ready to ejaculate while doin it doggie style, he asks,"who's the boss?" Thereafter he gives his bitch a donkey punch and says,"tony fuckin danza!"

male: ah.ahh.who's the boss?
female: huh?
male: <punch>tony fucking danza!

who's the boss by dubdub December 10, 2003

Who Brought The Dick? 

Used when an inappropriate action that someone causes in a group/party/work setting. Whereas anyone associated with that person is a Dick also.

A group of people are hanging out waiting for some beers to come. Two people come in and one is holding the beers. He then goes to put them in the cooler and drops all them and they go crashing down to the ground.

Random Person: Who Brought The Dick?!?!

Who Brought The Dick? by Sean (Thrasher/Mag) June 1, 2010

Who's the Fag Now? 

A drinking game where a group of guys sit around naked while looking at each others cocks and getting drunk. the first one to get a boner gets his ass kicked for being a fag.

at the end of a long day one might say "I'm ready to go play a little Who's the Fag now?"

Who's the Fag Now? by MP Crew March 14, 2010

Who loves the other most, Lexy or Samuel

It's Samuel

Who loves the other most, Lexy or Samuel? Samuel loves Lexy more

Who loves the other most, Lexy or Samuel by Delaney's Encyclopedia December 8, 2020

who bought the mug? 

a question, who bought the urban dictionary mug? like do those people even exist?
add me on discord and answer me the question

Yunko#7227

who bought the mug? Story
Guy: did you buy the urban dictionary mug?
Guy 2: no wtf who buys that?
Guy: I did!

who bought the mug? by Yunko July 13, 2021

Who is the most beautiful girl in the world?

It's you duh 🙄💗

Everyone is beautiful in this world 💗💗

Girl 1: Who is the most beautiful girl in the world?

Girl 2: it's gotta be you.

Who is the most beautiful girl in the world? by anonymous October 31, 2021